Captain Marvel – The most BORING, MEDIOCRE Marvel movie yet

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Great news, everyone! Now that I’ve seen Captain Marvel and temporarily sobered up long enough to do the review, I can finally give my thoughts on it with a proper review. Enjoy. .

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Comments (49)
October 8, 2019

I guess lots of flashy effects appeal to the kiddies.

October 9, 2019

They should've stayed away from disney and started making more badass movies like Logan. But kids do bring in a lot more money and every company is walking on social eggshells anyway so I don't blame them too much

October 10, 2019

YOU CAN'T SAY YOU DONT LIKE CATS AND GET AWAY WITH IT ON THE NET!!! I'm organizing my furry armyes, prepare yourself good. xD

October 11, 2019

Brie Larson should try porn. I think she would do great.

October 11, 2019

RATE DC MOVIES!!!!!

October 11, 2019

I must point out that Ferrari makes some amazing plowing tractors.

October 12, 2019

Dude. You sound so hungover. But, it'll be fine, son.

October 13, 2019

Bro. I just started watching your channel and your spot on…At the same time your "exile on main street with a herniated cock in your mouth"….keep it up fooker

October 13, 2019

"My deep hatred for cats and people own more than zero of them."

I'm a cat owner and that cracked me up lol

October 14, 2019

" Brie Larson was mis-cast in this role. " A-freaking-men to that. Truer words were never spoken.

October 14, 2019

Couldn't help but notice that the close out Back to School racks had lots and lots of Captain Marvel backpacks and lunch boxes. Also noticed the Captain Marvel DVD had loads of copies remaining while others around it were selling briskly. Will have to satisfy my curiosity and see whether CM costumes overwhelm the post Halloween close out racks.

October 14, 2019

You were quickly becoming my favourite channel.. But then you mentioned you hate cats… Oh well..

October 15, 2019

brie larson
acting all tough = cringe
portraying a fighter pilot = cringe
punching/kicking/anything remotely athletic = cringe
trying to have personality = cringe
her interviews = embarrassing, just go away

October 15, 2019

"A winning formula."
Winter Soldier was a winning movie.
How come they don't follow THAT formula?

October 17, 2019

I don't like her enough to be bothered with this movie. I was thinking about skipping this one and just getting the last one. Cats are ok, it's just that one actress seems to think my opinion doesn't matter and well, I guess she won't mind if I think that makes her an asshole. So I really don't want to give her any of my money for her performance. I tend to like these silly comic movies because I liked reading these comics oh, thirty years ago or something like that. But this character wasn't very impressive in the comics and this actress is a pariah to the franchise so thanks for the review, but I wasn't going to see it anyway. Maybe next time an actress decides someone's opinion doesn't matter, she'll keep that to herself and remember her job is to make money and not to act like a jerk.

October 17, 2019

The cat was only there as her love interest. Well, it was a feminist film after all…..πŸ˜‚

October 18, 2019

I so want a .wav file of you saying something like "you've got a text message. Go away nao!" so I can use it as my text message notification.

October 19, 2019

Nick Fury is the new Luke Skywalker?

October 20, 2019

I heard Ronda Rousey was up for the role of Captain Marvel…What happened?

October 22, 2019

God I know I'm just catching up on these videos but the comparison to McDonald's food πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ too funny…

October 22, 2019

The best Captain Marvel movie will be when Rouge sucks her powers from her.

October 22, 2019

yeeeeeeaaaaa is movie was boring asf and tried to had to be funny. brie larson has the personality of a dry leaf. they dragged poor sam jackson and jude law into it too.

October 23, 2019

"Subvert expectations" is code for FAILED TO ACHIEVE OBJECTIVES.

"Heading in a new direction" is code for we can't make a good film, so well highjack the title and hope no one notices it's not the same story at all.

October 23, 2019

Like Ron Swanson said once. Drop small dogs and get a real dog. Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are useless.

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